10 All Occasions 1922 Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 25 2025

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In 1922, they didn't have selfies; they had portrait sessions that required everyone to stand still for three hours. "Hold that pose, Martha, I want this daguerreotype to capture the essence of our brunch.
They say in 1922, social media was just gossiping over the picket fence. "Did you hear Mildred's husband got a new Model T? That man is living in the fast lane!
Imagine the struggles of finding a quiet place to take a call in 1922. "Sorry, boss, I can't talk right now, I'm hiding in the broom closet at the speakeasy. No, I won't share the password!
You know you're in 1922 when someone invites you to their Zoom party, and you have to physically mail your avatar to attend. "Don't forget the postage, Susan, we don't want your virtual self getting lost in the mail!
At a 1922 birthday party, blowing out candles on the cake was a fire hazard, considering the prevalence of handlebar mustaches. "Quick, Harold, get the extinguisher, we've got a three-alarm facial hair emergency!
In 1922, the only way to send a text message was by carrier pigeon. And you thought waiting for a reply today was bad – imagine the pigeon getting distracted by a shiny object on the way.
Dating in 1922 must have been interesting. "He sent me a telegram that just said 'Hey,' so I guess we're engaged now. It's like the original sliding into DMs.
I bet in 1922, the ultimate party trick was successfully operating a typewriter with one hand while holding a martini in the other. "Who needs spell check when you've got gin-induced confidence?
Back in 1922, every occasion was a potluck. No exceptions. You had to bring your signature dish to a wedding, a funeral, or even a tax audit. Imagine showing up to court with a casserole – “Your Honor, it's my special defense lasagna!”
You ever notice how in 1922, people probably had to make small talk at all occasions? Like, "Hey, have you heard about that new invention called sliced bread? It's the best thing since, well, unsliced bread!

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