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You ever go to a restaurant and they have those fancy water menus? Still water, sparkling water, water with a hint of cucumber and existential crisis. I just want regular water, not a life-altering decision. I don't need my H2O to come with a backstory and a sommelier.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like, "Look at this bad boy, guaranteed to tackle the toughest stains!" I never thought I'd be passionate about cleaning supplies, but here we are, discussing the merits of a sponge like it's the MVP of the household.
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I recently bought a plant because everyone says they're great for improving indoor air quality. Now, I talk to my plant every day. Not because it's scientifically proven to help the plant grow, but because if it dies, I want it to know it's not due to neglect—it's just my questionable gardening skills.
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Have you ever been to a party where they have one of those "all occasions" gift baskets? You know, the ones filled with random stuff that says, "Hey, we weren't sure why you're celebrating, so here's a scented candle and a bag of mixed nuts." It's like they're covering all the bases, just in case you're throwing a celebration for finally organizing your sock drawer.
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You ever notice how we all have that one drawer in our homes filled with miscellaneous items? We never really know what's in there, but we're too afraid to throw anything away. It's the "all occasions" drawer. Need a rubber band, an old receipt, or a key to a mysterious lock you can't find? It's in there.
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I was at a wedding recently, and they had this elaborate cake with a miniature bride and groom on top. It got me thinking, wouldn't it be hilarious if we started doing that for all occasions? Like, imagine a cake for a job promotion with little edible versions of your boss and you doing a high-five on top. Sweet success, literally!
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I recently received a party invitation that said, "Dress code: casual chic." What does that even mean? Are we supposed to show up in a ball gown with flip-flops? Or maybe a tuxedo with a Hawaiian shirt? It's like they want us to be comfortable, but with a touch of mystery, as if we might break into a salsa dance at any moment.
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I received a text message from a friend that just said, "We need to talk." Instant panic, right? Turns out, they just wanted to discuss their new favorite TV show. Note to self: when initiating conversations, always start with, "This is not about our friendship; it's about the plot twist in episode 7.
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You ever notice how we have a greeting card for every occasion imaginable? I mean, there's a card for birthdays, anniversaries, even for your pet fish's half-birthday. But I'm still waiting for the "Congratulations on Successfully Assembling IKEA Furniture" card. That's an accomplishment worth celebrating!
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