5 Alkynes Of Scientists Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 25 2024

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The Procrastinating Researcher

Facing imminent deadlines
I told my advisor I work well with deadlines. They must have misunderstood because now every project comes with a countdown clock, and I'm running out of excuses faster than I'm running out of time.

The Overly Enthusiastic Intern

Trying to impress the senior scientists
Senior Scientist: "We need groundbreaking results!"
Me: "Sure, I'll break the ground if you tell me where you hid the shovel in this labyrinth of pipettes and beakers.

The Lab Assistant

Dealing with the boss's impossible demands
Boss: "I need results ASAP!"
Me: "Well, in the world of science, ASAP stands for 'As Slow As Possible.'

The Forgetful Professor

Constantly forgetting important details
I accidentally left my notebook in the freezer overnight. Now I have a chilling hypothesis on how to freeze time. It involves absent-minded professors and absent-minded freezers.

The Paranoid Researcher

Always worried about lab accidents
My colleagues call me the "Safety First Scientist." I put on a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads just to check my email. You never know when a cyber-attack might cause a physical injury.

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