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Why did the daily planner break up with the calendar? It had too many dates!
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Did you hear about the agenda that won an award? It was outstanding in its field!
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Why do agendas make terrible comedians? They always stick to their schedule and can't improvise!
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My agenda tried to tell me a joke. It said, 'Knock knock.' I replied, 'Who's there?' It answered, 'Sorry, that's not in the schedule!'
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Why did the agenda get into trouble at work? It couldn't control its 'minutes'!
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Why did the agenda take a vacation? It needed a break from all the 'appoint-mania'!
Office Politics
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You know you're in for a wild ride when the office agenda reads, Discussion on who keeps stealing the yogurt from the fridge. I mean, forget about world peace; let's tackle the real issues, right? Last week's meeting was so intense; I half expected someone to bring a detective and a lie detector!
Travel Tangles
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Booked a trip, and the agenda reads, Find the hidden gems off the beaten path. Translation? Spend three hours searching for a café that sells coffee for the price of a small car, only to find out it's closed on weekends. Thanks, TripAdvisor!
Cooking Catastrophes
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Tried following a recipe that had an agenda longer than my attention span. First, whisk gently, then simmer, but not too much, or you'll awaken the ancient spirits of burnt toast! By the end of it, my kitchen looked like a crime scene, and I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsay unfollowed me on Twitter.
DIY Disasters
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Bought a DIY furniture kit, and the agenda said, Easy assembly in 30 minutes. Two hours, four broken nails, and a near-death experience with an Allen wrench later, I realized the furniture isn't the only thing that's been assembled; so has my regret and a newfound appreciation for professionals.
Holiday Hysterics
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Every holiday season, the family's agenda is the same: Survive dinner without mentioning politics or Aunt Janice's failed knitting business. I swear, if avoiding awkward topics was an Olympic sport, my family would be gold medalists, and I'd be the proud owner of a lifetime supply of participation ribbons.
Tech Troubles
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Got an agenda from my tech-savvy friend: Solve the mystery of why my Wi-Fi only works when the moon is in its fourth phase. Bro, if you spent less time stargazing and more time resetting your router, you wouldn't need a lunar calendar for good signal.
Family Gatherings
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The family agenda for our Thanksgiving dinner said, Let's address the elephant in the room: Aunt Karen's potato salad. Listen, if we're talking about elephants, let's address Uncle Bob's fashion sense while we're at it! I swear, if his Hawaiian shirts get any louder, they'll start hosting karaoke nights.
Fitness Follies
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I went to this new gym where their agenda was, Achieve the perfect summer body in two weeks. Two weeks? I've had yogurt in my fridge longer than some of these workout routines! If you see me bench pressing, just know I'm lifting my pride after skipping leg day for the fifth time.
Dating 101
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Ever seen a date agenda? Phase 1: Pretend we both don't have weird hobbies. Phase 2: Struggle to hold a conversation. Phase 3: Debate on splitting the bill. Honestly, if dating was a board game, it'd be called 'Awkward Monopoly,' where you can't even pass Go without asking if they prefer cats or dogs.
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