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Elephant Therapist
Providing emotional support to elephants while trying not to get emotionally crushed in the process.
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I asked my therapist friend, "How's it going with your elephant clients?" They sighed and said, "It's a tough job. I spend most sessions just reassuring them that size doesn't matter in the therapy world.
Concerned Safari Tour Guide
Juggling the responsibility of entertaining tourists while ensuring they don't get too close to the "wild" side.
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Ever had a tourist ask if they could take a selfie with a wild elephant? It's like asking, "Hey, can I photobomb the king of the jungle?" Spoiler alert: The king doesn't like photobombs.
Environmentalist in Elephant Country
Wanting to save the elephants but realizing they're not always on board with the whole conservation plan.
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Conservationists talk about protecting elephant habitats. But have you ever tried telling an elephant, "Sorry, we need this land for our yoga retreats and organic smoothie bars"?
Wildlife Photographer
Capturing the perfect shot while avoiding becoming the subject of an unplanned stampede.
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I once tried to capture a majestic shot of an elephant herd. Turns out, they weren't fans of paparazzi. I got a trunk slap for my troubles – my first and last attempt at an elephant photoshoot.
African Elephant Trainer
Balancing act between maintaining authority and avoiding the "elephant in the room."
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I tried telling my girlfriend that being an African elephant trainer is a unique skill. She asked, "So, you're good with animals?" I said, "Well, yeah, but I'm even better at tiptoeing around colossal misunderstandings.
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