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What's a scarecrow's favorite kind of workout? Cross-crop fit, even from a distance - keeping fit AFAR from the crows!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even from AFAR!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean from a distance? Nothing, they just waved from AFAR!
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I heard they opened a gym for people who want to work out from a distance. It's called AFARobics!
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Why did the telescope break up with the microscope? It needed some space from afar!
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What do you call a group of musical whales that can be heard from a distance? AFARmony!
Relationship Status: Afar-midable
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I tried online dating recently, and let me tell you, the distance between finding a match and actually meeting them is 'afar'-midable. We chat for weeks, and it's all rainbows and unicorns until I suggest meeting up. Suddenly, they're in a witness protection program or something. It's like, come on, we're not trying to organize a UN summit; it's just coffee! Apparently, the only commitment they're ready for is a commitment to staying 'afar' from any in-person interaction.
Afar-gotten Passwords
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Trying to remember passwords is like a distant memory exercise. I have so many accounts with passwords as secure as Fort Knox, but I can't recall a single one. I'm sitting there, staring at the login screen, thinking, Is it my cat's middle name plus the street I grew up on? Or was it the name of my first pet hamster crossed with the 'afar' galaxy coordinates? Passwords have become my own personal riddle of the Sphinx.
Lost in Translation, Literally
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I recently tried learning a new language, and let me tell you, it's like I've been sent to another dimension. I thought I was saying hello in Spanish, but apparently, I was asking for directions to the nearest llama farm. I feel like my language skills are on a vacation to the confusion island, and the locals there speak a dialect called Afar. My attempts at communication are so far off; they've become a linguistic comedy of errors.
Afar and Beyond the Call of Duty
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I got a job that requires constant communication, but my boss takes 'afar' to a whole new level. I call him, and it's like I'm reaching him through a time portal. He responds to emails as if he's deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. I'm over here in 2023, and he's still processing messages from 2008. If my job had a theme song, it would be the distant echo of a fax machine in the 'afar' distance.
Afar-ther Education Woes
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I thought about going back to school for further education, but the tuition fees are so high, they might as well be in a different tax bracket. I looked at the numbers, and I swear they were communicating with me in Morse code from 'afar.' The education system is like a distant relative; it's there, but the relationship is strained. I guess my dreams of acquiring a PhD in 'afar'-onomics will have to wait until my piggy bank is feeling more philanthropic.
A Far-fetched Affair
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You ever been in a relationship where your partner is just emotionally distant? I mean, my significant other is so distant, they might as well be in a long-distance relationship with themselves. I'm over here trying to bridge the emotional gap, and they're somewhere out there in the emotional Bermuda Triangle. It's like I need binoculars just to see if they're still invested in our relationship. We're not just distant; we're afar-fetched!
Afar-niture Shopping Woes
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Furniture shopping is like navigating a maze in a foreign land. You think you found the perfect sofa online, but when it arrives, it's like they sent you a distant cousin of what you ordered. It's not just a couch; it's a long-distance relationship with comfort. I bought a coffee table that looked elegant online but arrived looking like it had a disagreement with a chainsaw. My living room is now a testament to the 'afar' corners of taste and craftsmanship.
The 'Afar'ternoon Nap Saga
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I decided to take a quick nap the other day, you know, just a power nap to recharge. Well, my nap had other plans; it turned into a full-blown siesta in the 'afar' lands of dreamland. I set an alarm, but it must've taken a vacation too because it never went off. I woke up three hours later feeling like I time-traveled into the evening. Apparently, my nap was on a quest to explore the 'afar' reaches of sleep cycles.
Afar from Fashion Sense
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I tried giving my wardrobe a makeover recently, you know, trying to be fashion-forward. Turns out, I'm so fashion-forward that I'm practically in another era. People look at me like I just stepped out of a time machine from the '80s, and not in a cool, retro way. It's more like, Are you lost, sir? I guess my fashion sense is so 'afar' from the norm that it's become a style statement—just not the kind I was aiming for.
GPS Got Personal Issues
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I rely heavily on my GPS to get me from point A to point B, but I swear, it's got some personal vendetta against me. It takes me on detours that make no sense; I'm driving through cornfields and cow pastures, questioning if my GPS has a secret agenda to explore the 'afar' regions of the world. I wanted to go to the grocery store, not embark on a scenic tour of the countryside. Thanks, GPS, for turning my mundane errands into an adventure.
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