16 Jokes For Advert

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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What do you call a group of musical advertisers? A brand!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So now I'm in advertising, where I make a lot of it!
What's a pirate's favorite type of advertising? 'Sail' promotion!
What's an advertiser's favorite dance? The click-and-shuffle!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, unlike some ads.
What's an advertiser's favorite type of party? A brand-warming!

The Suspiciously Good Deal

I found this amazing deal online—a product that claimed to do the dishes, fold the laundry, and solve world hunger. It was so cheap; I thought I hit the jackpot. Turns out, the only thing it does well is collect dust in the corner of my room.

Ad-vice Gone Wrong

I asked Siri for advice on what to buy, and now I own a pet rock. Thanks, Siri, for turning my life into a prehistoric sitcom. I named the rock Dwayne. He's a real 'Rock' Johnson.

Adventures in Late-Night Shopping

Late-night shopping is a dangerous game. I bought something at 3 AM that claimed to be a life-altering invention. When it arrived, it turned out to be a glow-in-the-dark pillow. Now, I'm just trying to figure out how enlightenment and luminescent cushions go hand in hand.

Advert Absurdity

You ever notice how advertisements these days try to make everything sound so amazing? I saw one the other day claiming their product was life-changing. I bought it, and now I have a toaster that sends motivational quotes. Thanks for the positivity, but I just wanted my bread toasted, not emotionally uplifted.

Adventures in Online Shopping

Online shopping has become a wild ride. I ordered a pair of jeans, and the ad said, Fits like a glove. Well, if that glove was made for someone with three legs! I guess I missed the fine print that said, Model has an extra limb.

The Overpromising Ad

Have you seen those ads that promise you a six-pack in just two weeks? I tried the product, and after two weeks, I did get a six-pack. Not on my abs, though—on my shopping list. Turns out, the only thing I was working out was my credit card.

When Ads Get Philosophical

I saw an ad that said, Buy this, and you'll find true happiness. So, naturally, I bought it, and now I'm happily broke. Who knew happiness came with a price tag and shipping fees?

The Time-Traveling Ad

I ordered a product online, and the ad said it would be delivered in 24 hours. I'm still waiting, and at this point, I'm starting to think I accidentally ordered a time machine instead. Maybe it's stuck in yesterday.

The Sneaky Ad Strategy

Ads are getting smarter these days. I saw one that said, Don't click if you're not ready to change your life. I clicked, and now I'm just waiting for my life to turn into a Disney movie. Spoiler alert: it's been three days, and not a single talking animal or magical transformation yet.

The Invasive Ad

Ads are getting so personalized these days. I got an ad that said, We know what you need. It was for a self-help book titled, How to Deal with Your Unusual Obsession with Cheese. Well played, algorithm, well played.

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