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Office IT Guy
Bridging the gap between tech-savvy and tech-terrified colleagues
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I asked the office IT guy how he stays so calm when dealing with people who think a hard drive is something you take on a bumpy road. He said, "I just pretend I'm in a constant game of 'Fix the Mess,' and everyone else is playing 'Make the Mess.'
Parent of a Teenager
Balancing the desire to be cool and the responsibility of parenthood
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The real struggle of parenting a teenager is understanding their slang. I asked my kid what "lit" meant, and he looked at me like I just asked him to explain the theory of relativity. "It's just, like, cool, Mom. Get with the times." I'm trying, I really am.
Traffic Enforcer
Balancing authority and public frustration
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I asked a traffic enforcer once if he ever gets bored of the same routine every day. He looked at me dead serious and said, "Have you ever tried standing in one place for eight hours, telling people to go left and right? It's like yoga, but less peaceful.
Public Restroom Cleaner
Maintaining hygiene in the face of bathroom horror stories
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I asked a restroom cleaner once if they ever get used to the weird things they find. He just shrugged and said, "You can't unsee some things, but you can definitely clean them up. It's like playing reverse Jenga, but with paper towels.
Supermarket Cashier
Dealing with impatient customers and malfunctioning barcode scanners
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Ever notice how supermarket cashiers become professional athletes during rush hours? The way they slide items across the scanner, it's like they're in the checkout Olympics. I tried it once at home, and now my cat won't talk to me.
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