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I told my computer I wanted to see more adults. Now it keeps showing me pictures of responsible people paying their bills on time!
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I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find a way to make my plants grow. Now I'm a gardener in the adult industry – my clients always see growth!
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I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't catch any fish. Now I'm a fisherman in the adult industry – I catch plenty of compliments!
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Why did the picture file break up with the audio file? It wanted a relationship without any adult noise!
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I used to be a musician, but I couldn't hit the right notes. Now I'm a musician in the adult industry – I always play a good tune!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm in the adult industry – I make tons of bread!
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Why do photographers love shooting adults? Because they always know how to strike a pose!
Adults and Technology: The Clueless Chronicles
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Adults and technology – it's like watching a cat try to use a smartphone. How do you download an app? Do I just shake the phone and hope it appears? And what's a 'cloud'? I thought we left clouds in the sky!
Cooking with Adults: The Mystery of Tupperware Lids
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Adults have this magical ability to lose Tupperware lids. It's like they're playing hide and seek in the kitchen. Oh, you want leftovers? Good luck finding the matching lid! It's in the Bermuda Triangle of my cabinets.
Adults at the Gym: A Comedy of Errors
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Why is it that adults at the gym look like they're on a secret mission? They walk on the treadmill like they're defusing a bomb, and when it comes to lifting weights, it's more like a desperate attempt to escape quicksand. I swear, officer, I was just trying to bench press my way out of a midlife crisis!
Adults at the Movies: Popcorn Predicaments
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Why do adults always struggle with popcorn at the movies? It's like they're in a popcorn-based escape room. How do I open this bag quietly? Oops, I accidentally created a popcorn explosion. Call for backup!
Adults and Their Selfie Struggles
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You ever notice how adults take selfies? It's like they're trying to navigate a spaceship with their phone. Is this the button? No, wait, that's the camera flip. Oh, shoot, front camera! Abort mission!
The Art of Adulting: Ironing and Irony
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Adults are always bragging about adulting, but the only thing they're ironing out is their enthusiasm for it. Look at me, I can iron my clothes! Yeah, well, I can microwave a burrito without setting off the smoke alarm. We all have our talents.
Adults and Navigation: Lost in the Supermarket
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Ever notice how adults navigate the supermarket? It's a real-life treasure hunt. They enter with a shopping list and leave with a cart full of things they didn't need. I came for milk and eggs, but somehow I ended up with a garden gnome and a snorkel. Don't ask.
Adults and Technology: The Password Puzzles
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Adults and their passwords – it's a riddle wrapped in a mystery. Is it my dog's name, the street I grew up on, or the name of my third-grade teacher? Wait, what's a 'caps lock' again? Oh, forget it, I'll just reset it for the tenth time this week.
The Adult Approach to DIY Projects
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about DIY projects. But let's be honest, the only thing getting hammered is your thumb, and the only thing you're building is a case for why you should've hired a professional.
Adults vs. Social Media: A Battle of Filters
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Ever seen an adult use a filter on social media? It's like watching Picasso paint with emojis. Honey, does this filter make me look younger or like I just stepped out of a comic book? Filters can only do so much; they can't Photoshop your life choices.
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