5 Jokes For Adolf

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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Reluctant Stand-up Novice

Navigating a controversial stage name
One time, a guy heckled me, shouting, "Go back to Germany!" I said, "Dude, I'm from Wisconsin. I can't even conquer lactose intolerance, let alone countries.

Stand-up Comedy Club Owner

Dealing with an awkward booking request
The guy wanted a spotlight and a swastika backdrop. I told him, "This is a comedy club, not a history lecture. And we don't do symbols with too much baggage.

Conspiracy Theorist Comedian

Uncovering hidden meanings in everyday situations
I was at the grocery store, and I saw a sign that said, "Paper or Plastic?" I thought, "Aha! Subliminal messages. They're asking us to choose between 'Mein Kampf' or 'How to Wrap a Corpse.'

Time-Traveling Heckler

Adjusting to modern comedy etiquette
I shouted, "That joke's as weak as your military strategy!" Nobody laughed. Tough crowd. Apparently, bringing up wartime failures isn't great for comedy. Who knew?

Time-Traveling Comedian

Adjusting to modern life
I introduced him to the internet, and he was baffled. "Where is the world domination planning room?" he asked. I said, "Dude, it's called Twitter now. Good luck fitting world domination into 280 characters.

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