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The Clumsy Janitor
Cleaning up a spilled base in the laboratory
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They say cleaning up spilled bases builds character. I say it builds a sense of balance. After the third fall, you learn to dance with the mop and bucket.
The Amnesiac Scientist
Forgetting the difference between acids and bases
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My memory is so bad that even my chemistry notes have started sending me reminder emails. "Dear Scientist, acids go up, bases go down. Sincerely, Your Forgotten Knowledge.
The Paranoid Houseplant
Living in fear of being overwatered or under-fertilized
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Relationships are a lot like plant care. You need the right balance of attention and space. Too much, and you drown in emotions; too little, and you wither away.
The Lab Technician
Accidentally spilling acids on the lab bench
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I spilled some acid on my lab coat, and now it has holes. I guess you could say I'm rocking the latest in "acid-wash" fashion. Who needs designer clothes when you have a chemistry set?
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