7+ Best One Liners Jokes For aces

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I asked the magician for his ace card. He said, 'Abracadabra, it's in your pocket!

What did the ace say during the race? 'I'm ahead of the deck!

I told my friend a joke about aces, but it flew right over their head – just like a wild card!

I asked the bartender for an ace of spades. He said, 'Sorry, we only serve spirits!

What's an ace's favorite subject in school? Ace-counting!

I tried to play cards with my cat, but it always had an ace up its paw!

My friend asked me if I'm good at poker. I said, 'I'm ace-ing it!

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