7 Jokes For Accident

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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I had an accident while painting. I guess you could say I'm abstract now!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. The accident with the tuning fork taught me a lesson!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
My friend was in an accident and lost his memory. I told him, 'You've got to be kidding!' He replied, 'Who?
Why did the accident-prone cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did the accident-prone chef quit? He kept getting into hot water!
Why did the accident-prone mathematician get kicked out of school? Too many problems!

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