5 Jokes For Aardvark

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Updated on: Jul 21 2025

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Aardvark as a Private Detective

Aardvark solving mysteries
The aardvark detective's favorite tool? A magnifying glass, because ants may be small, but their secrets are even smaller!

Aardvark as a Stand-Up Comedian

Aardvark trying out stand-up comedy
The aardvark comedian's favorite punchline? "Why did the aardvark become a comedian? Because laughter is the best ant-tode!

Aardvark as a Relationship Counselor

Aardvark giving relationship advice
I went to see the aardvark therapist, and he told me the key to a happy relationship is aardvark-ability. I'm still figuring out what that means.

Aardvark as a Chef

Aardvark working in a restaurant kitchen
The health inspector visited the aardvark's restaurant. He asked, "Is it sanitary to have an aardvark in the kitchen?" The aardvark replied, "Well, I do eat ants. They're organic!

Aardvark as a Fitness Trainer

Aardvark leading a fitness class
I asked the aardvark fitness guru about his diet plan. He said, "It's simple – low in calories, high in ants. Keeps me in shape and my tongue in top condition!

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