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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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Traffic Jams

Turning our commutes into involuntary meditation sessions.
I sat in traffic for so long the other day that I started giving names to the pigeons on the street. That's when you know your commute has become a birdwatching expedition.

Social Media

Turning us into online detectives with a touch of FOMO.
Remember when we used to ask someone how they were doing? Now, we just check their Instagram to see if they're living their best life. Spoiler alert: they usually are, and it's exhausting.

The Alarm Clock

Waking us up when we're not ready.
Alarm clocks should come with a snooze button for our responsibilities. "Oh, you have to go to work? Just hit snooze, and the boss will understand. Trust me.

Online Shopping

Making us question our life choices one click at a time.
The only exercise I get from online shopping is lifting my credit card to type in the numbers. It's a full-body workout for my fingers.

Fitness Apps

Reminding us that our ideal beach body is still at the beach.
My fitness app asked for my weight goal. I typed in "sexy beast," and it replied, "Are you sure you don't mean 'cuddly panda'?" Rude.

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