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Why did the singing tomato steal the show at the talent competition? Because it had great 'tomato'-nation!
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What's a comedian's favorite talent show instrument? The drumroll, please!
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Why did the comedian become a baker for the talent show? He wanted to serve up some fresh rolls!
Dancers with Two Left Feet
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Ever see someone at a talent show dance so awkwardly, you're not sure if they're having a spasm or they just got electrocuted?
Questionable Magicians
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Talent shows always have that one magician who pulls a rabbit out of a hat, but let's be honest, I'm just impressed if he can pull a decent joke out of his sleeve.
Kid Prodigies
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You ever notice how at talent shows, the kids play the piano so well you think, Man, when I was their age, I was still trying to figure out how to not eat crayons?
Dubious Contortionists
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Ever see a contortionist at a talent show? Makes you wonder if they're showcasing flexibility or trying to escape an invisible straightjacket of logic.
The Silent Performers
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There's always that one mime at a talent show. I appreciate the effort, but buddy, the invisible wall trick is getting old. Try building an invisible career instead.
The Wild Cards
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Talent shows are like a box of chocolates; you never know if you're gonna get a delightful singer or someone trying to set a world record for most spoons balanced on their face.
Misplaced Emotions
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You ever watch a talent show and see someone do a dramatic monologue about their pet goldfish dying? I mean, it's sad, but this is 'America's Got Talent,' not 'America's Got Aquariums.
The Tech Disasters
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You know you're in for a treat when the technical crew at a talent show is more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.
Overconfident Vocalists
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You know what's scarier than a horror movie? Hearing someone at a talent show confidently say, I'll sing Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You'... without any background music.
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