5 A Reception Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 13 2025

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The Awkward Guest at the Reception

Trying to fit in with unfamiliar faces
I tried mingling at the reception, and someone asked me, "How do you know the couple?" I said, "Oh, we go way back... to the moment I decided free food and an open bar were worth pretending to be friends.

The DJ with Unusual Requests

Balancing musical tastes and danceability
The bride requested a special song for her entrance. She wanted the Jurassic Park theme. Nothing says "eternal love" like a T-Rex roaring in the background.

The Caterer with Culinary Challenges

Dealing with demanding taste buds
I overheard a guest complaining about the dessert being too sweet. I'm thinking, "Lady, it's a wedding, not a dental checkup. If you're not in a sugar coma by the end, I haven't done my job.

The Overenthusiastic Wedding Photographer

Dealing with uncooperative subjects
At weddings, people always ask me, "Can you make us look like a fairy tale?" Sure, if the fairy tale involves clumsy dwarves and a prince who thinks dancing involves more stomping than waltzing.

The Single Friend at the Reception

Navigating through the sea of couples
I tried the dance floor as a single person, and people started throwing money at me, thinking I was a street performer. I guess my dance moves are more busker than ballroom.

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