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The Tough Guy
The man tries to act tough but is scared of needles.
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I asked the doctor, 'Can't you give me something for the pain without needles?' He hands me a lollipop. Thanks, Doc, because nothing says 'tough guy' like a grown man with a lollipop.
The Hypochondriac
The man is convinced he has every disease imaginable.
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I told the doctor, 'I think I'm shrinking.' He looks at me and says, 'You're just experiencing a heightened sense of self-awareness.'
The Forgetful Patient
The man keeps forgetting what he came to the doctor for.
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I walked into the doctor's office and said, 'I can't remember anything.' He replied, 'Welcome to the club. This is a doctor's office, not a memory clinic. Why are you here again?'
The Literal Guy
The man takes everything literally.
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I said to the doctor, 'I've got butterflies in my stomach.' He hands me a net and says, 'Catch them before they migrate to your brain.' Well, that's one way to perform surgery.
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