5 A Kid Named Nick Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 15 2025

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The Teacher

Nick, the perpetual class clown
I asked Nick to write a paper on 'The Importance of Silence in Class.' He turned in a blank page and said, 'There you go, extra credit for promoting tranquility.'

The Cafeteria Worker

Nick, the picky eater
Nick tasted the school soup and said, 'This soup is so bland, it makes plain yogurt taste like a flavor explosion.' I didn't know whether to be offended or impressed by his sophisticated palate.

The Janitor

Nick, the unintentional mess maker
Nick once lost his lunchbox and found it three days later in the janitor's closet. He said, 'I was just testing the school's lost and found system.'

The Librarian

Nick, the unconventional book borrower
Nick invented a new bookmark – a cheese slice. He said, 'It adds flavor to the story, and I'll always find my place.'

The School Nurse

Nick, the hypochondriac
I overheard Nick diagnosing himself in the hallway. He said, 'I've got a severe case of Mondayitis.' I didn't have the heart to tell him it was actually Wednesday.

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