5 Jokes For A Halloween

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 29 2024

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The Overzealous Decorator

Competition for the spookiest house on the block
My neighbor's Halloween decorations are so intense, even GPS gets confused. Siri once directed me to 'turn left at the giant inflatable ghost.'

The Costume Procrastinator

Last-minute scramble for a decent costume
The struggle is real when you're at the costume store on October 31st. It's like being on a reality show called 'Project Disguise' with a ticking clock as your arch-nemesis.

The Horror Movie Aficionado

Desensitization to spooky stuff
Watching horror movies has desensitized me so much that on Halloween, I'm the one telling ghost stories to ghosts. They appreciate the effort, though.

The Trick-or-Treating Parent

Balancing kids' excitement with parental exhaustion
You know you're an exhausted parent on Halloween when your favorite costume idea involves pajamas and a 'Do Not Disturb' sign.

The Pet Owner in Costume

Convincing your pet to cooperate
On Halloween, my dog thinks he's the ultimate superhero because of the cape. Little does he know, he's the superhero of stealing treats from the candy bowl.

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