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Ever catch yourself practicing your casual walk just in case you accidentally run into the guy you like? It's like your normal walk suddenly turns into a runway strut, and you hope he doesn't notice your impromptu fashion show.
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Trying to impress a guy is like preparing for a job interview. You rehearse your witty responses, strategically place your laughter, and hope he doesn't notice that your cool and collected demeanor is just a front for your internal chaos.
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The art of subtly finding out a guy's relationship status has become a masterclass in investigative skills. Forget the FBI; we should recruit single people trying to figure out if their crush is available. We'd solve mysteries in record time.
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The excitement of seeing a guy you like is unparalleled. Your heart starts doing a marathon, your palms get clammy, and you start questioning whether you remembered to put on deodorant. It's like a high-stakes game show, and you're the contestant trying not to embarrass yourself.
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You know you've got a crush when you start analyzing his texts like you're deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. "He used an exclamation point – is he excited, or is that just his punctuation style?" The struggle is real.
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Trying to be witty and charming around the guy you like is like trying to juggle flaming torches – it sounds impressive in theory, but in reality, it's just a matter of time before something goes up in flames.
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Deciding what to wear when you know you'll see the guy you like is a strategic operation. It's not just about looking good; it's about strategically choosing an outfit that says, "I'm effortlessly stylish, but also, I woke up like this.
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You ever get caught in a daydream about the guy you like, and suddenly you're planning your wedding, naming your future children, and thinking about retirement plans together? It's like your mind goes from 0 to relationship goals in the blink of an eye.
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Isn't it funny how you can spend hours picking the perfect outfit, doing your hair just right, and rehearsing your charming smile, only for the guy you like to be completely oblivious? It's like you're auditioning for a Broadway show, and he's the only one who didn't buy a ticket.
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