21 A Friend&#39 Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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Why did the friend bring a pencil to the party? In case they wanted to draw attention!
What do you call a friend who's also a baker? A dough-buddy!
What do you call a friend who's always cold? A chili con-carne!
What did one friend say to the other during the marathon? 'I'm running out of !
Why did the friend become an astronaut? He needed space!
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a friend who's also a baker? A dough-buddy!
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the friend take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What did one friend say to the other during the marathon? 'I'm running out of !

Friendship Hide-and-Seek

You know you've got a unique friend when playing hide-and-seek with them is just a regular conversation. I'll text them, and it's like, Ready or not, here I come! And they're like, Already gone, try again next week.

The Ghostly Friendship

You ever have that one friend who's so flaky, you start thinking they might actually be a ghost? I mean, I text them to hang out, and suddenly they vanish into thin air. I'm half-expecting them to communicate through Ouija board at this point.

Friendship, the Houdini Edition

My friend is the Houdini of social plans. I invite them to something, and poof! They disappear without a trace. I'm starting to wonder if they're attending Hogwarts instead of our hangouts.

Friendship GPS

I asked my friend for directions the other day, and they said, Just follow your heart. I appreciate the sentiment, but last time I checked, my heart doesn't have Google Maps installed. Now I'm lost, and my heart's like, Well, I guess we're on an adventure now!

The Poltergeist of Punctuality

My friend has this supernatural ability to always be late. I'll set a meeting time, and they'll arrive 20 minutes after the ghostly deadline. Maybe they're on ghost time, where minutes are like centuries, and punctuality is just a distant memory.

The Ghostwriter's Masterpiece

I asked my friend for advice on writing jokes, and they gave me a blank piece of paper. I said, What's this? They said, It's the invisible ink edition. You'll thank me when it becomes a bestseller in the spirit world.

The Phantom Pal

I asked my friend if they wanted to grab a coffee, and they said, I'll be there in spirit. I appreciate the commitment, but I was hoping for more of a physical presence. Now I'm sitting at the cafe, sipping my latte, and feeling like I'm in a one-sided séance.

The Friend-zoning Phantom

I told my friend, You're like a ghost in my life. They said, Does that mean I can walk through walls? I said, No, it means you disappear when things get too real.

The Apparition of Friendship

My friend is like a ghost on social media. They haunt my notifications, but when I try to reach out, they vanish into the digital abyss. It's like having a spectral follower instead of a real friend.

The Ghosting Expert

I've got this friend who's so good at ghosting, they could win a gold medal in the Olympic Ghosting Championships. I text them, and it's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. I'm considering hiring them as my personal disappearing consultant.

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