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Have you noticed how people in farewell speeches suddenly become poets? It's like they went to the "Leaving Town University of Rhyme." "Goodbye, my friends, like the wind, my journey begins." Really? You're just moving to the next town, not Middle Earth.
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The best part of a farewell speech is the moment you realize it's almost over. It's like finding an oasis in a desert of anecdotes and sentimental reflections.
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Why do farewell speeches always involve a list of everyone the person has ever met? I mean, we get it, you have friends. No need for the world's longest roll call.
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You know you're at a long farewell speech when the person saying goodbye starts reminiscing about their first tooth. I didn't realize dental history was part of the farewell tour.
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The person giving the farewell speech said, "I'll keep it short." Two hours later, I was contemplating writing my own farewell speech. Lesson learned: never trust someone who says, "I'll keep it short.
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I once attended a farewell speech that had more flashbacks than a '90s sitcom. I didn't know whether to say goodbye or apply for a history degree.
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Why do farewell speeches have to be so emotional? I just came for the snacks, not to witness a theatrical performance of heartbreak and separation anxiety.
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I attended a farewell speech recently that was so long, by the time it was over, I had grown a beard and started a small herb garden. Apparently, time travels differently in farewell land.
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Farewell speeches should come with a warning: "May cause drowsiness." They're the cure for insomnia we never knew we needed.
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