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Depressed people and alarm clocks are mortal enemies. I imagine them hitting snooze like it's a giant red button that temporarily halts the impending doom of the day. "Five more minutes of blissful ignorance, please." And the alarms they choose? It's never a cheerful melody; it's more like a slow, melancholic symphony that gradually reminds them they have to face the world. I bet the snooze button is the most worn-out button on a depressed person's possession.
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Have you guys tried online dating? It's a whole different game for depressed people. Their profile pictures are like, "Here's me contemplating the meaning of life in black and white." And the bios? "Looking for someone to share the burden of existence. Swipe right if you can carry the weight of my emotional baggage." It's like a support group disguised as a dating app. Can you imagine the first date? "So, do you prefer long walks on the beach or existential crisis-inducing conversations?
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You ever notice how depressed people shop at the grocery store? It's like they're on a mission to find the saddest-looking vegetables in the produce aisle. I saw this person picking up a cucumber like they were choosing the perfect companion for their lonely salad. And don't get me started on the cereal aisle. They stare at the boxes like each one holds the secrets to happiness. "Frosted Flakes or Fruity Pebbles? Will it make a difference?" Spoiler alert: It won't.
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Have you ever tried giving a depressed person a motivational quote? It's like trying to put a band-aid on a bullet wound. "Just think positive thoughts!" Oh, thanks, I never thought of that. It's like telling someone drowning to just swim harder. And those inspirational posters? A depressed person looks at a picture of a mountain with the words "You can move mountains," and thinks, "I can't even move out of bed." Maybe we should start a campaign with more realistic posters like, "You managed to brush your teeth today, and that's something.
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