17 Jokes For A Book Never Written

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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I wanted to write a book on wind turbines, but it felt like a whirlwind of ideas.
Why did the gardening book always go outside? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
Why did the book on anti-gravity fail to stay on the shelf? It just didn’t have enough pull.
The author who wrote a book on carpentry nailed it!
Why did the grammar book never get published? Because it was too tense to make a point!
Why did the autobiography get stopped before it began? It had too many characters.
What did the book say to the page? 'I've got you covered.

A Book Never Written

I once started writing a book called Understanding Women, but after the first chapter, I realized it was just a bunch of blank pages. That's when I decided to switch to fiction.

A Book Never Written

I started a book titled Mastering Time Management, but as it turns out, the more I wrote, the less time I had. Now, I just use it to prop up my ever-growing stack of unread self-help books.

A Book Never Written

I wanted to write a book called The Secrets of Success, but every time I started, I got distracted by my own profound thoughts about what I'd have for lunch. So, it ended up being a culinary masterpiece titled Sandwiches I've Enjoyed.

A Book Never Written

I thought about writing a book called The Joy of Not Cooking, but then I realized it was just an empty notebook. Turns out, my culinary skills peaked at ordering takeout.

A Book Never Written

I attempted to write a book called The Guide to a Perfect Marriage, but then I realized I was single. So, it turned into a pop-up book about the joys of solo Netflix binging.

A Book Never Written

I had this brilliant idea for a book titled The Guide to Procrastination, but every time I sat down to write it, I found myself binge-watching cat videos on the internet. Turns out, procrastination is a great subject but a terrible motivator.

A Book Never Written

I once thought about penning a book titled How to Make Friends and Influence People. However, it ended up as a pop-up book where the only friend you could influence was a fictional character named Bob.

A Book Never Written

I tried writing a book titled The Ultimate Fitness Regimen, but every time I reached the chapter on exercise, I pulled a muscle just thinking about it. Now it's a pop-up book showcasing my collection of ice packs.

A Book Never Written

You know, I tried writing a book once, but it never got past the title. It was called How to Procrastinate Effectively: A Step-by-Step Guide. Spoiler alert: I never got around to writing the steps.

A Book Never Written

I attempted to write a book titled The Art of Patience, but it took so long to come up with the first chapter that by the time I finished, the book was obsolete, and people had moved on to instant gratification audiobooks.

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