17 A Ar Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Anchovies and roommates - they're the only things that manage to stick around longer than unwanted advice. 'Hey, have you considered organizing your sock drawer?' No, Brenda, I haven't.
Ants and relationships - they're both experts at carrying heavy loads. But at least ants know how to communicate and don't leave dirty socks lying around.
Alarm clocks and superheroes - both have a way of ruining a perfectly good dream. Just when you're about to fly, BAM! Time to wake up and face the day, or at least snooze for the next hour.
Amateurs and Relationships - you know you're an amateur in a relationship when your idea of a romantic gesture is splitting the last slice of pizza.
Astronauts and romance - turns out zero gravity is not the key to a passionate kiss. Floating awkwardly towards each other with helmets bumping? That's not what they show you in the movies.
Airlines and relationships - they both promise a smooth ride, but there's always turbulence. 'We apologize for the bumpy air, folks, but isn't that just a metaphor for love?' No, it's turbulence, Steve.
Acne and reunions - they both have a way of resurfacing at the most inconvenient times. 'Oh, you remember me from high school, right?' Yeah, I remember you had a face like a connect-the-dots puzzle.
Accordion players and rock bands - it's like bringing a butter knife to a chainsaw fight. Good luck fitting that accordion solo into 'Smoke on the Water.'
Artichokes and first dates - they're both a lot of work for minimal reward. Trying to elegantly eat an artichoke is like playing a culinary game of Operation, but with more stabbing and less kissing.
Amnesia and job interviews - forgetting your strengths and weaknesses is the only way to make 'I work too hard' sound genuine. 'What's my greatest weakness? Oh, it's selective memory.'

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