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Why did the 60-year-old cake take up gardening? It wanted to grow its own 'layer' of happiness!
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What's a cake's secret to looking young at 60? 'Whisk'-taking care of itself!
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Why did the cake apply for a senior discount on its 60th birthday? Because it was feeling a bit 'layered' with age!
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How does a 60-year-old cake celebrate? It takes things one layer at a time!
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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You know you're getting old when even your birthday cake has more candles than your romantic dinner! I blew out the candles, and the fire department showed up for backup.
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I attended a 60th birthday party, and they brought out a cake so big it had its own gravitational pull. I blew out the candles, and half the neighborhood experienced a blackout.
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I ordered a cake for a 60th birthday, and it came with so many layers, I felt like I was attending a pastry wedding. The cake said, I do, and so did my expanding waistline.
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I brought a cake to a 60th birthday party, and it was so massive; they mistook it for a new moon. I guess that's what happens when you celebrate birthdays in outer space – cake by day, stars by night!
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I ordered a birthday cake for someone turning 60, and the baker asked if I wanted it to be sugar-free. I said, At this age, the cake is the only thing keeping them sweet!
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I went to a 60th birthday party, and the cake was so massive they had to cut it with a chainsaw. I haven't seen that many crumbs since I checked my bank account after the holidays.
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I bought a cake for someone's 60th birthday, and the bakery asked if I wanted to add extra layers for every year. I said, Just make it a skyscraper cake; we're celebrating a lifetime of questionable decisions!
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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At a 60th birthday party, the cake was so big; they had to bring it in on a flatbed truck. I thought I accidentally stumbled into a baking competition for giants.
A 60th Birthday for a Cake
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I bought a cake for a 60th birthday, and it was so extravagant; it had its own security detail. I asked the guard if he was protecting the cake or the secret recipe.
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