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How does a 40-year-old cowboy make coffee? He 'lassos' it and gives it a good 'joe'!
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What's a 40-year-old cowboy's favorite movie genre? Shoot-em-ups – he's always aiming for a good time!
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Why did the 40-year-old cowboy take up painting? He wanted to 'brush' up on his artistic skills!
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What's a 40-year-old cowboy's favorite type of investment? 'Stocks and barrels' – he's got a keen eye for the market!
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Why did the 40-year-old cowboy start a gardening business? He wanted to grow his own 'wild west' garden!
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What do you call a 40-year-old cowboy who likes to cook? The Grill Wrangler!
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What's a 40-year-old cowboy's favorite bedtime story? 'The Lonesome Ranger and the Case of the Missing Pillow'!
Yee-Haw and AARP
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This 40-year-old cowboy told me he's officially joined AARP. I didn't know they had a chapter for rodeo enthusiasts. Imagine getting their newsletter in the mail, right between discounts on prescription meds and tips for breaking in a new pair of boots. Yee-Haw, AARP!
Rodeo Midlife Crisis
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So, I met this 40-year-old cowboy the other day. You know you're getting older when your idea of a wild night is untangling your lasso without throwing out your back. It's like his midlife crisis is less about sports cars and more about making sure his spurs match his Wranglers.
Lone Star Leftovers
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This cowboy is all about self-sufficiency. He told me he never wastes anything. Last night's chili becomes today's breakfast burrito. I asked him if he's ever considered opening a restaurant. He said, Yeah, it's called 'Leftover's Lariat.' We rope in flavor, one day-old dish at a time.
Brokeback Barbecue
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He mentioned he's into barbecue these days. You know you're talking to a seasoned cowboy when he starts comparing the perfect brisket to breaking a wild stallion. I asked him if he uses any special seasoning, and he said, Just a dash of nostalgia and a sprinkle of regret.
Rustler's Regret
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This cowboy said he used to be a cattle rustler in his youth. Now, he's more concerned with rust on his pickup truck. Life really comes full circle when you go from stealing cattle to stealing your neighbor's Wi-Fi because your internet bill is too high.
Rodeo Romance
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He shared his romantic strategy: Ladies love a man who can ride a bull. I thought, Yeah, until they find out the bull's name is Netflix, and he's been riding it every weekend for the past six months.
Wrangler's Wisdom
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He tried giving me some cowboy wisdom, you know, like Never squat with your spurs on. I appreciated it, but I'm more of a 'never wear chaps to a sushi restaurant' kind of guy.
Midlife Rodeo Crisis Hotline
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I suggested he start a hotline for cowboys going through a midlife crisis. You know, like, Feeling the urge to buy a sports car? Press 1. Thinking about reliving your rodeo glory days? Press 2. If you just need someone to talk to about the existential dread of aging in a world that's gone from horse-drawn carriages to self-driving cars, press 3. And if you're stuck on a mechanical bull and can't get off, well, good luck with that.
Rodeo Retirement Plan
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This cowboy is convinced he's got a solid retirement plan. He's investing in rodeo memorabilia. I told him, Good luck with that. Hope you enjoy eating canned beans and reminiscing about the good ol' days while sitting on your antique bronco saddle.
Trail Dust and Dry Shampoo
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He claimed that being a cowboy keeps you in touch with nature. I'm thinking, Yeah, if your definition of nature is the scent of trail dust mixed with the fragrance of dry shampoo. Eau de Rodeo, the new fragrance for those who want to smell like they're one cattle drive away from retirement.
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