5 Jokes For A 36

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 24 2024

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The Fashionista's Folly

Trying to fit into size "36" clothing.
Have you heard about the new clothing line for optimists? It's labeled "36," but it's really a "36... in your dreams!

Cooking Catastrophes

Attempting to make a perfect dish rated "36" in a cooking competition.
I aimed for a "36"-rated meal, but the only thing that reached that score was my smoke detector's patience level.

Fitness Frustrations

Striving for a perfect "36" figure.
I've been doing crunches religiously, but it seems my abs are on a different religious holiday. "36" seems to be their version of a pilgrimage.

Dating Disasters

Desiring a partner who's a perfect "36."
I thought I found someone who was a "36," but it turned out their idea of a perfect date was a 36-hour gaming marathon.

Financial Fiascos

Struggling to achieve a "36" in savings or investments.
My financial advisor promised me a "36" return on my investment. What they didn't mention was it would take 36 years to see a cent.

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