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Why did the computer invite the 21-year-old to its party? It heard they were good at handling cookies!
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Why did the 21-year-old refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone knows you're legal!
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What do you call a 21-year-old fish? Offish-ially an adult in the sea of life!
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Why did the 21-year-old bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because it was going to be a high-spirited celebration!
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What did the 21-year-old say to the mirror? 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most legal of them all?
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Why did the birthday candle go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter at 21!
The 21st Century Hangover
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You know you're officially an adult when your hangovers last longer than your relationships. I turned 21, and suddenly, I need a two-day recovery plan just from blowing out the candles. Forget about a party, I need a nurse!
The Morning After
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The morning after my 21st birthday felt like a crime scene. Empty bottles, half-eaten cake, and a mysterious stain on the carpet that could probably be classified as a biohazard. It was like a frat party, but with more regret and fewer abs.
Gift Cards Galore
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For my 21st birthday, I got so many gift cards. It's like my friends were saying, Happy birthday! Here's a piece of plastic that proves you're terrible at buying your own stuff. Enjoy!
The 21st Birthday Wish
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They say you should make a wish when you blow out the candles. Well, I wished for a metabolism that could handle all the junk food I eat while recovering from my 21st birthday party. So far, no luck.
Getting Carded, Again and Again
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I went to buy a drink after turning 21, and the bartender asked for my ID. I was like, Dude, I'm not trying to rent a car; I just want a margarita. At this point, I'm starting to think I need to get my ID tattooed on my forehead.
21 and Broke
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They say the best things in life are free. Well, those people never had to plan a 21st birthday party. I spent so much money that by the end of the night, my bank account was giving me a stern talking to. Really? Another round?
The Dance Floor Disaster
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I hit the dance floor at my 21st birthday party like I was auditioning for Dancing with the Stars. Spoiler alert: I got rejected. Apparently, my moves were more like Tripping with the Awkward.
The Bar Tab Blues
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I got my bar tab at the end of the night, and it looked like the national debt. I asked the bartender if they accepted kidneys as payment. She just laughed and said, Kid, if I had a kidney for every tab I've seen, I'd be a millionaire.
Gifts Galore, But Where's the Cash?
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You know you're officially an adult when you get gifts for your 21st birthday, and it's all kitchenware. I was like, Thanks for the toaster, Grandma. Now, where's the cash for the hangover pizza?
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