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You know what's interesting? About 9 out of 10 times, the remote control disappears into the abyss of the couch cushions right when the show's about to get interesting. It's like a secret hide-and-seek champion.
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You know what's ironic? About 9 out of 10 times, when you desperately need your memory to cooperate, it decides to take a vacation. "Sorry, your password? No clue!
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Have you noticed that 9 out of 10 times, when you're in a rush, the queue you choose at the supermarket moves slower than a snail on vacation?
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Isn't it strange that about 9 out of 10 attempts to take a cute selfie result in a series of outtakes that should be submitted to a blooper reel? My camera roll's a highlight of attempts and failures.
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Have you noticed that 9 out of 10 restaurant orders have that one ingredient you specifically asked them to hold? It's like they have a secret "add extra" button.
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It's bizarre how 9 out of 10 birthday presents end up being either a size too small, too big, or from the parallel universe of "What were they thinking?
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Ever notice how 9 out of 10 phone chargers suddenly become less effective than a motivational speech when your battery's on its last breath? You plug it in, and it's like, "I'll get to it when I get to it.
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Isn't it funny how 9 out of 10 shampoo bottles have instructions that no one ever reads? "Lather, rinse, repeat." But who's got time for the second act of the foam party?
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It's funny how 9 out of 10 times, the weather forecast is as accurate as a horoscope. "Chance of rain" means you might need an umbrella, or you might end up sunbathing.
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