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I showed my friend the note with "80085," and they were like, "Is that some high-tech binary code?" No, it's not binary; it's just the universe trying to remind us that even in numbers, we can find humor. Take that, math nerds!
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I saw "80085" and thought, is this the secret code for adulting? Like, when you hit your 30s, someone hands you a calculator and whispers, "Now you can truly appreciate life's greatest mysteries.
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I tried to order a pizza using the numbers "80085" as my address. The delivery guy was so confused; he thought he stumbled into a secret math club's pizza party.
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You ever notice how the numbers "80085" look like someone's trying to be discreet about typing "BOOBS" on a calculator? I guess even calculators have a sense of humor.
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I'm convinced that aliens communicate in "80085" code. They're out there somewhere, laughing at us humans struggling with basic arithmetic while they're decoding the secrets of the universe.
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So, I was at the gym the other day, trying to get fit and all, and I spotted someone on the treadmill staring at their calculator. I guess they're not just counting steps anymore; they're calculating the existential value of each one.
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My phone battery was at "80085%" the other day. I was like, "Great, now my phone is hitting middle age, too. Can it join the midlife crisis support group with the rest of us?
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I tried to tell a "80085" joke to my grandma. She just looked at me and said, "Back in my day, we didn't need numbers to have a good laugh." Touché, grandma, touché.
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I asked Siri about "80085," and she said, "I'm sorry, I can't assist with that." Well, Siri, neither can my calculator, apparently. It's a tough crowd for numbers tonight.
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