9 75th Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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At 75, you've discovered that the key to happiness is forgetting where you put the 'to-do' list!
At 75, you've graduated from 'senior discounts' to 'expert coupon code finder'!
At 75, you've learned that aches and pains are just your body's way of saying 'congrats, you're still alive'!
At 75, you've reached the age where 'getting lucky' means finding your glasses on the first try!
At 75, you've officially earned the right to forget where you put your keys... and blame it on a 'senior moment'!
At 75, you've seen it all... and then forgotten most of it!
At 75, you've reached the age where you're not afraid to say exactly what you think... mainly because you might forget it in a minute!
At 75, you've mastered the art of selective hearing... mainly when it comes to hearing your own age!
At 75, you don't need an alarm clock anymore. Your joints crack loud enough to wake the neighbors!

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