7 Jokes For 711

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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I went to 711 and asked for a map. The cashier said, 'Sorry, we're out of direction!
I asked the cashier at 711 if they had any jokes about time travel. He said, 'Sorry, they're all a little too past their expiration date!
I went to 711 and asked for a joke. The cashier said, 'Sorry, we're all out of puns, you'll have to find your own punchline!
I tried to make a purchase at 711 with a broken credit card. The cashier said, 'Sorry, but we don't take shattered dreams!
I told my friend I'm writing a book about 711. He said, 'What's the plot?' I replied, 'Convenience.
I asked the cashier at 711 if they sell hotdogs. He said, 'No, but we have some cold ones!
I entered a 711 and asked the clerk if they had anything for a headache. He handed me a bag of chips and said, 'Here, this should be a real snack-killer!

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