5 7-8 Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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The Sleep-Deprived Parent

Dealing with an 7-8 year old who thinks they're a night owl
I thought my days of late-night TV were over when I had kids. Little did I know, it would just be upgraded to 'Peppa Pig' marathons at 3 AM.

Mealtime Madness

Convincing a 7-8 year old that vegetables are not the enemy
My child asked why we can't have candy for dinner. I said, 'Because I said so.' They replied with, 'Well, that's not a very nutritious reason, is it?' Touche, kiddo.

School Pickup Drama

Surviving the chaos of the school pickup line
I thought I was early for once in the pickup line, only to realize I was waiting in the wrong school's parking lot. Explaining that to my 7-year-old was like trying to convince them that invisible friends are cool.

Bedtime Chronicles

Convincing a 7-8 year old that sleep is not the enemy
I tried to explain to my kid that sleep is like a superpower. They said, 'Well, I want to be a superhero who doesn't need sleep.' Good luck with that, Captain Insomniac.

The Homework Dilemma

Trying to help with homework without starting a war
I tried explaining to my 8-year-old that 'googling' isn't an acceptable citation for a research paper. They looked at me like I just spoke an alien language.

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