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Gym Class Olympics
Surviving the embarrassment of gym class
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My daughter hates the mandatory fitness test. She said, "Dad, I have to run a mile." I replied, "Sweetie, running a mile in 6th grade feels like running a marathon. Just wait until you discover actual marathons – they're less painful.
The Homework Conspiracy
Trying to understand the purpose of homework
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Homework is also a test for parents. My daughter handed me her science project and said, "It's due tomorrow." I'm standing there, holding a volcano made of baking soda and vinegar, thinking, "This is the best I can do under pressure.
The Great Locker Mystery
Cracking the combination code
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I remember struggling with my locker too. My daughter asked me how I dealt with forgetting the combination. I told her, "Well, back in my day, we didn't have cell phones, so we just stared at the locker until it opened out of pity.
The Lunchtime Chronicles
The struggle for the best spot at the lunch table
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It's so cutthroat; they even have lunchtime alliances now. My daughter said she formed an alliance to secure her seat. I'm imagining little kids in suits with briefcases, discussing juice box quotas and cookie trade agreements.
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