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I was filling out a form, and it asked for my lucky number. Well, I wrote down 6663629, and now I'm banned from the bingo hall. Who knew bingo was so superstitious?
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I got a new phone, and it randomly rearranged my contacts. Now, when my grandma calls, it shows up as "6663629." I think my phone is trying to give me a heart attack every time family calls.
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Have you ever been on an elevator, and it stops on the 66th floor? There's always that one person who pretends to get off and then chuckles, "Just kidding!" Yeah, real hilarious, buddy. You almost gave me a heart attack.
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I was doing some online shopping the other day, and I swear the total was $66.63. Now, call me superstitious, but I had to throw in an extra item just to change the total. I don't mess around with those numbers.
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I was at a fast-food joint, and my order number was 66. I couldn't help but feel like the cashier was silently judging my dietary choices. "Are you sure you want that extra-large fries? You've already got a '666' in your order!
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You ever notice how when you're on hold, the background music seems to loop at the most awkward moment? I was waiting for customer service, and right as I hit minute 66, the hold music decided to drop a sick beat. Apparently, my frustration was about to become a remix.
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You ever notice how the numbers on your alarm clock look like they're judging you? I mean, at 6:66, even time itself is raising an eyebrow, like, "Really? You're still in bed?
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I tried to set my thermostat to a cozy 72 degrees, but it kept hovering around 66. I swear, my house has its own rebellious climate agenda. I can imagine it saying, "Nah, we're going for that chilly vibe today.
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You know it's a bad day when your fortune cookie message reads, "6663629." I mean, at that point, I don't think I need a fortune; I need an exorcist.
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