12 65 Year Old Woman Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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What's a 65-year-old's favorite song? 'I Will Survive' – especially if there's a sale at the mall!
Why did the 65-year-old refuse to play hide and seek? She said, 'At my age, good luck hiding when you can't remember where!
Why did the 65-year-old start learning to play the guitar? She wanted to pick up a new skill – along with her grandkids after school!
Why did the 65-year-old buy a treadmill? She figured it's the only way to outrun her past – and her cat!
I asked a 65-year-old woman if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'Honey, at my age, I'm just happy if I remember where I left my glasses!
Why did the 65-year-old start a blog? She wanted to document her adventures in the quest for the TV remote!
Why did the 65-year-old woman bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked a 65-year-old woman for the secret to her vitality. She said, 'Just keep laughing – especially at your own age!
Why did the 65-year-old join a band? She wanted to rock around the clock – just a bit earlier!
Why did the 65-year-old start a bakery? She wanted to make some serious dough in her golden years!
Why did the 65-year-old take up painting? She figured it was the perfect way to cover up the wrinkles – with a splash of color!
What's a 65-year-old's favorite bedtime story? 'The Early Bird Special and the Quest for Comfortable Shoes!

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