5 Jokes For 50 Yard

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Updated on: Jun 28 2024

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I tried to impress my friends by doing a backflip at the 50-yard line. They were not impressed because I'm a couch potato.
I tried to measure my success in yards, but I kept coming up 50 short. Turns out, I was using the wrong 'yardstick' for my goals!
I accidentally brought a ladder to the 50-yard line. Now I'm stuck at the 'peak' of the midfield madness!
I decided to become a comedian at the 50-yard line. It's the only place where my jokes have enough space to 'touch down' with the audience!
I told my friend I could throw a football 50 yards blindfolded. He said, 'I'd like to see you try.' So, now I'm not friends with him anymore.

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