7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For 499

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I asked 499 how it stays fit. It said, 'I always take the odd number of stairs.

I tried to teach 499 how to swim. It struggled with the odd strokes.

Why did 499 apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a part of the 'roll' model team.

Why did the number 499 break up with 500? It felt like it was always one digit short in the relationship.

Why don't 499 and 500 ever hang out? 499 thinks 500 is too 'odd' for its taste.

I heard 499 is starting a band. They're calling it 'The Odd Numbers.

I asked 499 if it wanted to join my baseball team. It declined, saying it preferred oddballs.

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