7 Jokes About 40

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I just need a nap after turning 40.
I've finally reached the age where 'getting lucky' means remembering why I walked into a room at 40.
Why did the scarecrow celebrate turning 40? He was outstanding in his field for four decades!
I told my wife I have a 'six-pack' at 40. She laughed and said, 'Yeah, of beer in the fridge.
I asked my 40-year-old friend if he still remembered being 20. He said, 'I can't, it's all in the 'four'-gotten past.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded, 'Sure, take a 'forty'-second timeout!
I asked my wife what she wanted for our 40th anniversary. She said, 'A younger husband.' So I got her one!

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