5 4 Years Old Jokes

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Updated on: May 24 2025

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Fashion Fiasco

Getting a 4-year-old to wear appropriate clothes
Convincing a 4-year-old to wear a jacket is a battle of epic proportions. It's like trying to dress a tiny rebel who believes cold weather is just a conspiracy invented by parents.

Toy Trade Wars

Convincing a 4-year-old to trade toys
My 4-year-old is a tough negotiator. I tried trading him a toy robot for a teddy bear, and he said, "Throw in your smartphone, and we'll talk.

Bedtime Battle

Convincing a 4-year-old to go to bed
My kid has a million excuses at bedtime. "I need water," "I'm not tired," "There's a monster under the bed." I'm starting to think bedtime is just a training ground for future lawyers.

Vegetable Warfare

Getting a 4-year-old to eat vegetables
Convincing a 4-year-old to eat spinach is an Olympic-level challenge. I've considered putting it in a candy wrapper, but then I realized my kid might grow up thinking Willy Wonka invented leafy greens.

Naptime Negotiations

Convincing a 4-year-old to take a nap
I tried explaining to my 4-year-old that taking a nap is like a superhero power nap. He looked at me and said, "Well, where's my cape then, Dad?

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