5 4 Year Old Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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Dress-up Dilemmas

Getting a 4-year-old ready in the morning
Trying to get a 4-year-old ready for the day is like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair - it's slippery, unpredictable, and you might need a few extra hands.

Toy Tussles

Sharing toys with a 4-year-old
Sharing toys with a 4-year-old is like playing Russian Roulette – you never know when that innocent-looking teddy bear will become the center of an international incident.

Mealtime Mayhem

Convincing a 4-year-old to eat vegetables
Trying to make a 4-year-old eat their veggies is like being a secret agent, except your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sneak zucchinis onto the dinner plate without anyone noticing.

Shopping Saga

Surviving a trip to the grocery store with a 4-year-old
Taking a 4-year-old to the grocery store is like entering a war zone. The goal: leave with everything on your list and your sanity intact. Spoiler alert: one of these goals is usually unattainable.

Bedtime Battles

Trying to get a 4-year-old to sleep
Getting a 4-year-old to sleep is like playing hide and seek, but the seeker has to count to a thousand while you try to find a decent excuse for why they should go to bed.

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