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My dog loves math. I asked him to fetch 362436, but he brought back a calculator instead.
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Why did the mathematician love the number 362436? Because it had great figures!
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Why did the bodybuilder study math? To figure out the perfect 362436 reps!
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I tried to tell a joke about 362436, but it was too big for a one-liner!
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I told my wife she's my 362436 – always by my side and never square. She said, 'More like obtuse!
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What's a mathematician's favorite song? '36-24-36' – it's got great measures!
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Why did the tailor use the number 362436 for all his dresses? Because it was the perfect fit for every occasion!
DIY Fashion Advice
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I asked a fashionista for style tips, and they said, Wear 36-24-36. Now I'm banned from the hardware store for trying to buy a 36-inch belt, two 24-inch shoelaces, and three 36-inch rulers. Apparently, that's not what they meant.
The Jealous Calculator
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My calculator got jealous when I mentioned the numbers 36-24-36. Now every time I try to do math, it just gives me a sarcastic error message: Sorry, can't compute—your dimensions are too irrational for this calculation. I guess my calculator prefers geometry over algebra.
The Ultimate Locker Code
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You know, someone once asked me for the secret to a perfect body. I told them, It's easy, just use the locker combination 36-24-36! Now, I'm not saying it works, but my gym locker has never looked better.
Confessions of a Bathroom Scale
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My bathroom scale asked me for my measurements, so I said 36-24-36. Now every morning, it gives me a standing ovation. I didn't know scales had a sense of humor, but apparently, they do appreciate a good punchline.
Dating App Realities
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I tried to impress someone on a dating app by saying my measurements were 36-24-36. Turns out, they were looking for someone with a math degree, not someone who needs a calculator to figure out their own dimensions.
DIY Carpentry Fail
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I decided to build my own furniture, aiming for that perfect 36-24-36 look. Let's just say my bookshelf is a little bottom-heavy, my coffee table is struggling with self-esteem, and my wardrobe has a surprisingly narrow perspective on life.
The Laundry Paradox
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So, my laundry detergent claims to give me a 36-24-36 figure. I guess I should've read the fine print that says, Results may vary based on actual body size. Now my clothes are doing better in geometry than I ever did in school.
The Ideal Pizza Slice
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I ordered a pizza online and left special instructions: Make it like a 36-24-36. They sent me a pizza slice that's wider in the middle, thinner at the ends, and now my taste buds are as confused as my body image.
My Math Teacher's Dream
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I found out my math teacher's favorite numbers are 36, 24, and 36. No wonder every time I tried to solve a problem, it felt like I was getting graded on my body proportions. I thought math was about triangles, not trying angles on.
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