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What do you call a mathematician who's also a musician? Someone who can count to 3.141592653 in perfect harmony!
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I told my friend I could recite 3.141592653 from memory. He said, 'That's irrational, but I'll humor you!
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What did the circle say to 3.141592653? 'You're so irrational, just like my ex!
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What's a mathematician's favorite horror movie? 3.141592653 - it goes on forever, and you can never escape!
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Why did the mathematician throw a clock at 3.141592653 seconds? Because it was time for pi!
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My friend bet me I couldn't come up with a joke about 3.141592653. Well, that's just irrational!
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I told my friend I could eat 3.141592653 pieces of pizza. He said, 'That's a fraction of what I can handle!
Time Travel Math
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I tried using the first ten digits of pi to time travel. Spoiler alert: it didn't work. Now I'm stuck in this weird era where people use calculators instead of abacuses. Can we go back to simpler times when math was just 1+1?
Infinite Regret
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I decided to calculate the mistakes I've made in life. Turns out, the number is 3141592653. Yeah, it took me a while, but that's why we invented calculators – for existential crises.
Numbers Anonymous
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I tried joining Numbers Anonymous to deal with my issues. They told me, Hello, my name is 3.141592653, and I'm irrational. I said, Well, my name is [Your Name], and I'm here because I can't even deal with my own fractions.
Secret Agent Digits
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I recently found out that 3141592653 is a prime number. I thought I was special, but turns out, even in the number world, I'm a loner. My digits are like secret agents, always keeping their distance.
The Serial Killer of Numbers
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You know, I heard that 3141592653 is a serial number for some product. Imagine getting a product with that code – it's like you bought a calculator with commitment issues. Can't commit to a single digit, folks!
DIY Math
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I tried to memorize the first ten digits of pi to impress people. Now I can't forget them, and I'm like a human calculator at parties. But trust me, it doesn't make you popular. People just ask you to split the bill.
Pie or Pi?
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I walked into a bakery and asked for a slice of pie. The baker said, Sure, that'll be 3.141592653 slices. I said, Hold on, I wanted dessert, not a math lesson. Do I look like I brought my calculator?
Dating Woes
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I asked my date to recite the first ten digits of pi. She said, 3.14... uh, I forgot the rest. I told her, It's okay, neither did I. That's why we're a perfect match – both of us incomplete.
Phone Number or Math Quiz?
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I met someone at a bar and asked for their number. They said, Sure, it's 3141592653. I thought, Is this a phone number or an unsolvable math problem? Either way, I'm not calling.
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