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2nd graders are like tiny philosophers. They hit you with questions that make you question your own existence. One kid asked me, "If the sun is a star, and stars are suns, does that mean our sun has planets that think we're stars?" I'm standing there, contemplating the cosmos, and this kid is just waiting for me to finish so he can go play with his action figures. I tried to answer, but the 2nd grader was already on to the next deep thought, asking, "If you're allergic to peanuts, can you eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in space without sneezing?" These kids are tackling the big questions while I'm still trying to figure out why my Wi-Fi keeps dropping out.
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So, I got some relationship advice from a 2nd grader the other day. Yeah, relationship advice from someone who still believes cooties are a thing. This kid tells me, "If you like someone, just share your cookies with them." I'm thinking, "Is this kid onto something or just trying to score more cookies for himself?" Imagine if adult relationships were that simple. You meet someone at a bar, and instead of awkward small talk, you just slide over a plate of nachos and go, "This is the key to my heart." I tried it, and let me tell you, it didn't go as smoothly as the 2nd grader made it sound.
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You know, I was talking to my friend's 2nd grader the other day. They're so innocent and curious, always asking questions. This kid comes up to me and goes, "Hey mister, do you know about quantum physics?" I'm thinking, "Kid, I'm still trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet." These 2nd graders are on a whole different level. They're discussing particles and waves while I'm just trying not to trip over my own feet. I asked the kid, "What's quantum physics?" and he says, "It's like when you have candy, but you're not sure how much is left until you open the wrapper." I'm standing there, mind blown, thinking, "Einstein who? This kid's the real genius!
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These 2nd graders are growing up with technology that makes my generation look like we were still using carrier pigeons. I handed a 2nd grader my old flip phone, and they looked at it like I handed them a fossil. The kid asks, "Where's the touchscreen?" I said, "Back in my day, we had to press a button three times to get the letter 'C.'" Now, they have tablets and VR headsets. I asked a 2nd grader if they know what a cassette tape is, and they thought I was talking about a new type of cereal. I miss the days when the biggest technological advancement was a colored Game Boy. These kids are playing virtual reality games while I'm still trying to figure out how to program my VCR.
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