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What did the number 28 say to the number 20? 'You're just not prime enough for me.
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Why was 28 a big fan of music concerts? Because it could count on the beats!
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Why was the math book sad again? Because it had too many solutions... 28 of them!
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems... 28 of them!
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Did you hear about the movie where 28 actors played the same role? It was a twenty-great scene!
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Dating in your 30s is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is made of questionable life choices and regrets.
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I turned 28 this year, and suddenly I feel like a used car. Low mileage, a few dents, and the occasional weird noise when I laugh.
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At 28, I've come to terms with the fact that my metabolism is slowing down. Now, eating a salad feels like doing charity for my body – a reluctant act of kindness.
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I'm 28 and single. My relationship status is like my phone battery – desperately searching for a connection, and it dies faster than expected.
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At 28, I've reached that age where 'getting lucky' means finding a parking spot right in front of the grocery store. The bar has never been lower, but hey, I'll take what I can get!
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At 28, I've realized I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are getting married, and the other half are still mastering the art of adulting – like how to fold a fitted sheet or not burning microwave popcorn.
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I'm not saying I'm old, but my idea of a wild Friday night is now staying up past 10 PM and regretting it the next morning.
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They say life begins at 40, but at 28, life feels more like that snooze button on my alarm – constantly pressing it, hoping for a few more moments of sleep and avoiding responsibilities.
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Being 28 means dealing with adult problems, like pretending to understand my taxes and nodding along when people talk about investing, while secretly hoping someone invents a 'life for dummies' manual.
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