20 Jokes For 21st

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Updated on: Feb 13 2025

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Why don't scientists trust atoms in the 21st century? Because they make up everything!
Why did the smartphone go to therapy in the 21st century? It couldn't stop vibrating with anxiety!
Why was the smartphone cold in the 21st century? It left its Windows open!
Why was the math book sad in the 21st century? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the calendar break up with the clock in the 21st century? It needed more space and time!
Why did the robot break up with its calculator in the 21st century? It couldn't count on it anymore!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode in the 21st century? Light attracts bugs!
Why did the computer apply for a job in the 21st century? It wanted to have a byte of the action!
Why did the 21st-century chicken join social media? To keep up with the pecking order!
Why did the bicycle fall over in the 21st century? It was two-tired from all the social distancing!

Surviving the 21st Century

You know, folks, living in the 21st century is like trying to navigate a spaceship with a GPS that only speaks Klingon. I mean, last week, I asked Siri for directions, and she told me to take the next left turn at the quantum mechanics intersection. I ended up in a black hole of confusion.

Social Media Dilemmas

In the 21st century, we're all professional photographers with terrible memories. I take a hundred selfies before I find the one that says, I'm living my best life, and then forget where I put my keys.

Smart Appliances vs. My Intelligence

My refrigerator is so smart; it can suggest recipes based on what's inside. But it never understands that my idea of cooking is ordering pizza and strategically placing it on different shelves to fool my friends into thinking I'm a culinary genius.

Millennials and the 21st-Century Struggle

I tried explaining the struggles of the 21st century to my grandma, and she just looked at me and said, Back in my day, we didn't need Wi-Fi to have a good time. Well, Granny, back in your day, they didn't have cat videos to watch at 3 AM.

Zoom Meetings and Fashion Choices

Working from home means the only professional part of my outfit is from the waist up. I've got a suit jacket on top, but underneath, it's a party—sweatpants and fuzzy socks. Welcome to the 21st-century business casual.

Online Shopping Woes in the 21st Century

You ever get so excited about a package arriving at your doorstep that you're ready to marry the delivery guy? I mean, in the 21st century, the UPS guy is the new Cupid. Here comes love, in a small brown box.

Self-Checkout Drama

Self-checkout machines are like the rebellious teenagers of the 21st century. They beep at you like you stole something, and you're standing there, trying to convince the machine that yes, I'm a responsible adult who can be trusted with scanning my own groceries.

Dating in the 21st Century

Dating nowadays is like shopping for the perfect avocado. You have to swipe left or right, hoping to find one that's not too mushy, not too firm, and won't ghost you after three days. It's like we're all playing avocado roulette.

Passwords and the 21st Century Memory Test

I've got so many passwords that I've started treating them like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all, but half the time, I'm just hoping they evolve into something easier to remember.

Virtual Reality vs. Reality

Virtual reality is great, but have you ever tried explaining to your boss that you were late because you got stuck in a virtual traffic jam? I mean, my boss thinks I have a second life in a digital world, and honestly, I might!

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