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Babysitter
Babysitting for a couple on their 20th anniversary night out
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The parents said they'd be back by midnight. It's 1 AM, and I'm contemplating putting the kids up for adoption. Who celebrates their 20th anniversary until the wee hours while the babysitter contemplates a career change?
Personal Trainer
Helping a couple get fit together for their 20th anniversary
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The husband complained about the workout, saying, "I'm too tired for this!" I reminded him it's a gym, not a spa. He asked, "Can we at least do our workouts lying down?" I said, "Sure, just call it a 'relationship-building exercise.'
Gift Shop Employee
Assisting a clueless husband shopping for his wife's 20th-anniversary gift
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He finally settled on a piece of jewelry. I asked, "Necklace or earrings?" He replied, "Both, she has two ears, right?" It's like he's trying to balance the national debt with his anniversary gift.
Tech Support Guy
Helping a man navigate his computer to plan a surprise for his wife on their 20th anniversary
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He wanted background music for the slideshow. I suggested romantic classics. He ended up choosing the Windows XP startup sound. Nothing says love like technological nostalgia.
Marriage Counselor
Dealing with a couple celebrating their 20th anniversary
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The husband said, "I want more excitement!" So, I suggested they do something dangerous. She bought him a vacuum cleaner, and now they argue over who gets to use it. It's like a high-stakes game of domestic roulette.
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