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The Skeptical Friend
Trying to convince your skeptical friend that 2 dollar bills exist
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I finally convinced him they were real, and he goes, "Why don't people use them more often?" I said, "Because apparently, society has collectively decided that 2-dollar bills are reserved for magic tricks and grandmas on birthdays.
The Confused Cashier
Dealing with customers using 2 dollar bills
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Finally, the manager says, "Alright, we can accept it." I said, "Great! Can I also get change in half-dollar coins? Let's make this transaction as complicated as possible.
The Confident Tipper
Tipping with 2 dollar bills and the server's reaction
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As I leave, the server says, "Come back anytime!" I'm like, "Sure, next time I'll tip in Susan B. Anthony dollars and really blow your mind.
The Amateur Magician
Incorporating 2 dollar bills into magic tricks
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The hardest part was when I asked for a volunteer and handed them a 2 dollar bill. They looked at me like I just passed them a live grenade. "Don't worry," I said, "it's not a bribe; it's just an awkward currency choice.
The Nostalgic Grandparent
Explaining to your grandkids why you have 2 dollar bills
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Later, I caught them trying to use the 2 dollar bill in their toy cash register. I had to explain, "No, no, that's not for your plastic groceries. Save it for when you're older, and you want to impress people with your sophisticated taste in currency.
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